I HATE IT WHEN CUSTOMERS SAY “KEEP THAT ALL TO YOURSELF” WHEN I GIVE THEM THEIR CHANGE. WHY THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT WTF AM I GONNA DO WITH TWO CENTS?

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OH GOD, SOMEONE ADD NICKI MINAJ ON THIS GIF

OH GOD, SOMEONE ADD NICKI MINAJ ON THIS GIF

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I don’t swear, I’m just being creative with words.

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galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

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When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them. Lemony Snicket (via psych-facts)

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helenabonhamcartergotdrunkand:

liz-lemonism:

The Golden Trio- Throughout The Years

this is scaring the shit our of me

#notice how their facial expressions gradually get darker every time #jUST LIKE THE MOVIES

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Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).

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my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat

my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat

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pleatedjeans:

24 Parents Who Are Doing it Right

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